So SueSue has come and gone, and I totally
failed to write anything while she
was here. Whoops.
But I like doing recaps anyways. I’m well aware that I have a tendency to
ramble on about minutia sometimes, and I always look at recaps as a way to
force myself to condense.
So let’s see. First off, I worked most of the time she was
here. This was fine because it saved me
from the multitudinous trips to the market.
And Target. I’m pretty sure there
were a couple trips to Target. As has
become pretty standard for our visitors, Ruthie took SueSue out to Healesville
to see the animals. Upon their return,
never mind the “magic moments” with the baby wombats and the kangaroos,
apparently the vet working with the wombats was HOT. At least there are pictures of the two of
them with the wombats if not the hot vet.
Also becoming standard for our visitors, there was also a trip along the
Great Ocean Road.
In true SueSue fashion, we sent her off in
the evening in search of her own favourite pub.
After the first night being a failure [in Port Spraytan’s defence, it
was a Monday night], I provided her with directions to the older,
off-the-beaten-path pub called The Clare Hotel that I’d been to only a couple
weeks prior with a couple of my local video game nerds. After watching a few of the train wrecks
there, I knew it would be up SueSue’s alley, and sure enough it was. She went two nights in a row, quickly made
friends with the barkeep, and was hit on by a local, who claimed to be a former
footy player and true enough asked her if she wanted some Australian in
her. Seriously, the stories this woman
inspires.
Back in the pages of clean, wholesome fun,
we also introduced SueSue to some more locals via a diner at J&J’s, where
they provided us with some home cooked kangaroo - pretty tasty, but different. I’ve often heard various things described as
gamey and the like, but I don’t know how to apply those adjectives – I would
simply describe the ‘roo meat as leaner and less juicy [not in a bad way] than
a regular steak. And on the page of
entirely new things, we also went to a footy game. It was the first game of the preseason, where
they have a little round-robin type thing where three teams play each other
over the course of the night in three, shortened games. Apparently they also try out different rules
and scoring during the preseason, but that didn’t impact us any. What surprised me was just how many players
were on the field. I realised pretty
quickly just how big a regulation AFL pitch was, but when watching on TV [and
without knowing the players], you just don’t really appreciate how many people
the pitch can fit. I think we counted
something like 16 players per team. Then
there were at least six referees on the field, as well as what looked like a
few substitutes. And to their credit,
those refs worked hard to keep on top of the action.
Well, I think that might roughly cover SueSue’s
time spent in Melbourne. That leaves the trip to the Whitsundays.
-EP
EDIT – a quick check on Wikipedia tells me
that footy is to have up to 18/side.
whaaat?? you mean your other guests haven't been asked if they'd like a little australian in them??
ReplyDeletei think i do deserve *some* credit tho for leaving the strange right where i found it.